There were a lot of factors to consider. After all on the one hand we have things like history, film, fiction, and this blog. And on the other people like Chaka, Ghengis, Shao,... and the Wrath of...
So you can see it was a difficult decision. One full of sensitive, intensely-felt promises*, and of course murderers and villains. And to be perfectly honest I still haven't 100% confirmed it or worked out all the kinks--but so far it feels good. And frankly thats all I really need in life.
The moral of the story is I got offered a full-time job in Alaska and I think I'm taking it.
*Like the prose written by George Peppard's typewriter in Breakfast at Tiffany's